A Three Part Review of The Hobbit Films“The most honest form of filmmaking is to make a film for yourself. “ ~ Peter Jackson Brainy Quotes
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Creatures made from the very bones of the earth…““You are forgetting not only your family history, but all you ever knew about trolls,” ~ J.R.R.Tolkien
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“They were trolls. Obviously trolls. Even Bilbo, in spite of his sheltered life, could see that: from the great heavy faces of them, and their size, and the shape of their legs, not to mention their language, which was not drawing-room fashion at all, at all.” ~ J.R.R.Tolkien
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Goblins, Orcs and Wargs… Oh My!“Then something Tookish woke up inside him, and he wished to go and see the great mountains, and hear the pine-trees and the waterfalls, and explore the caves, and wear a sword instead of a walking-stick.” ~ J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit Lay your staff here for more »
“Send word to the Master. We have found the dwarf-scum.” ~ Yazneg
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Tolkien Exhibition now underway…“The exhibition runs 1 June 2018 — 28 October 2018 in the Weston Library, Oxford.” Lay your staff here for more »
Uglúk ~ Orc Captain‘I am Uglúk. I command. I return to Isengard by the shortest road.’ ~ J.R.R. Tolkien Lay your staff here for more »
Epilogue: The Company of the Ring“Later Events concerning the members of the Fellowship of the Ring.” Lay your staff here for more »
“Kill all but not the Halfings; they are to be brought back alive as quickly as possible. That’s my orders.” ~ Uglúk
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Into the Eastern Desolation…“My name is Baranor, I am second Captain of the Gondorian Guard at Minas Ithil.” ~ Baranor Lay your staff here for more »
The Fear Returns…“You know Madison, every time you send someone out, there’s a chance they might not make it back.” Lay your staff here for more »
1:30 Scale Hill of Sorcery“You cannot fight the shadow. Even now, you fade. One light alone in the darkness.” ~ Sauron The Hobbit: BFA Lay your staff here for more »
Becoming a Green-skin!‘The Orcs have run before us, as if the very whips of Sauron were behind them.’ ~ Legolas Lay your staff here for more »
A Trip to the Baby & the Bird“Most notably because it was here that Lewis and Tolkien read extracts from their books.” ~ Dr Stuart Lee Lay your staff here for more »
Thrice Stranger“Nobody normal ever accomplished anything meaningful in this world.” ~ Jonathan Lay your staff here for more »
Vintage Van Art“In the 1970s, many van owners took their shaggin’ wagons seriously and tricked them out to the limit: Big shiny sidepipes with mellow sound, plush interior carpeting for maximum fornication, duals to amp up the horsepower and perhaps most importantly, the artwork on the sides.” ~ Flashbak.com Lay your staff here for more »
Visual Video Review“Spells will not save you, old man. You have something my Master wants. Where is it? One of the three Elven Rings.” ~ Ufthak Lay your staff here for more »