The Hobbit 3 Now Available For Download!

Mar 032015

The Hobbit is here…

Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies theatrical version is now available for digital download.

The Blu-ray/DVD version will be available at the end of the month!

March 3, 2015 Posted by Ring Lord at 5:27 am No Responses »

What Really Happened In Mordor? Uruks Tell Their Side Of The Story!

Mar 032015

5 Billion Orcs Murdered!

Now the Uruks of Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor get their turn telling what this vile wraith ranger has been up to in the Land of Shadow!

“It won’t be long before the pathetic ranger is kneeling at our feet. We’ll make a pretty necklace from his teeth!”

March 3, 2015 Posted by Ring Lord at 8:09 am No Responses »

Return to the Shire – Play On in New Zealand!

Mar 022015

Professor Tolkien must look down on this with love!

An absolutely breathtaking short film showcasing the magical quality of The Hobbiton set in Matamata, New Zealand!

It’s almost like being there!

March 2, 2015 Posted by Ring Lord at 6:07 pm No Responses »

Updates On The release Of The Hobbit Trilogy

Mar 022015

A multitude of confusing options….

As with all of The Hobbit releases over the last three years, we have yet another haphazard rollout that is confusing and makes little sense… thank you Warner Bros. for füking it up again!

Here is a look at some of the options available.

March 2, 2015 Posted by Ring Lord at 5:32 pm No Responses »

The Mordor Thunderdome ~ March Madness Orc Wars!

Mar 022015

Misty Mountain Goblins vs Moria Orcs

Imagine the orc armies of Middle-earth one against another in a battle to the death… who would win and who would lose?

So begins the greatest battles of our time….

March 2, 2015 Posted by Ring Lord at 10:49 am No Responses »

The Question Of Female Orcs Answered At Last!

Mar 022015

She is one badass mamma Uruk!

You think a Kodiak Mama Bear protecting her cubs is fearsome… check out this female Uruk ready to slice and dice anyone who comes near her goblin baby!

Cool female orc cosplay!

March 2, 2015 Posted by Ring Lord at 4:50 am No Responses »

Hobbit Battle Rap ~ By The Warp Zone!

Mar 012015

Before the real battle begins, they must rap battle!

The Warp Zone’s latest video, “The Hobbit: Rap Battle of the Five Armies” already racking up the views, the comedy group brings battle rap back to Middle-earth.

A little Hobbit humor to break down your weekend!

March 1, 2015 Posted by Ring Lord at 1:32 pm No Responses »

The Walking Dead Sneak Peek ~ Episode 512: Remember

Mar 012015

What lay behind the wall?

In last weeks episode, our hardened crew of heroes, hear the sound of children laughing behind the walls of the gate of the people who’ve invited them in and they decide to trust to luck and enter.

Who should be afraid… our heros or those have have taken them in?

March 1, 2015 Posted by Ring Lord at 6:57 am No Responses »

Beware The Troll Waiting… Hungrily Under That Bridge!

Mar 012015

The folklore of the bridge troll…

Under the dark recesses of old stone bridges, where water meets land, one might see a hulking shape waiting for the unwary traveler…

Something waits there in the darkness…. hungry, always hungry!

March 1, 2015 Posted by Ring Lord at 4:37 am No Responses »

Suckadelic Sauron Action Figure Already SOLD OUT!

Feb 282015

Tell the Sucklord we want more! NOW!

The Super Sucklord had better get his Dark Minions back in his Chinatown sweatshop and begin churning out more Suckadelic ‘Sauron: The Enemy’ action figures pronto… or else!

Fans have been waiting several years for Suckadelic to get back in the Tolkien toy game…

February 28, 2015 Posted by Ring Lord at 1:54 pm No Responses »

The One Ring Explained In Just Under 5 Minutes!

Feb 282015

Lord of the Rings Mythology ~ Part 2

The mythology of Tolkien’s One Ring of Power explained in just under five minutes revealing all that the Ring meant in Middle-earth!

Informative for Newbies to Middle-earth and fun to watch for the old campaigners…

February 28, 2015 Posted by Ring Lord at 12:11 pm 1 Response »

The Voice Of Sauron & The One Ring Of Power Silenced Forever…

Feb 282015

The Passing of Alan Howard

It was his voice that gave Sauron’s Ring of Power in Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings trilogy a personality through the whispering menace of his vocal performance.

He personified the evil of the One Ring…

February 28, 2015 Posted by Ring Lord at 9:11 am No Responses »

Blade Runner Sequel Announced With Harrison Ford Returning!

Feb 282015

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Will we finally discover the fate of Rick Deckard and learn the answers to questions never addressed in Blade Runner?

Well it appears so now…

February 28, 2015 Posted by Ring Lord at 7:01 am No Responses »

20 Actors That Were Almost Cast In The Lord Of The Rings!

Feb 282015

Yo Boromir! Give Frodo back the Ring, bro!

We have all heard the stories of Stuart Townsend’s failed attempt to fill the shoes of Aragorn in Peter Jackson’s The Lord of the Rings trilogy that was happily taken over by Viggo Mortensen… but who else was almost cast in these icon roles?

You will be surprised at who might have been one of the Fellowship!

February 28, 2015 Posted by Ring Lord at 6:12 am No Responses »

Very Sad News To Report… The Passing of Leonard Nimoy!

Feb 272015

“May You Live Long And Prosper”

These words spoken by Leonard Nimoy in his role as Spock on Star Trek could also be applied to the actor himself, who did indeed ‘live long and prosper’ during his illustrious career! We are so sad to see him pass through that grey rain curtain and into the far green country beyond.

Leonard Nimoy dead at the age of 83!

February 27, 2015 Posted by Ring Lord at 10:03 am No Responses »

Let The Fires Of Mordor Warm Your Bones!

Feb 272015

Don’t let the frigid cold of Mount Gundabad get you down!

Fire up one of these unique fire pits inspired by the flames of Orodruin in the dark heart of The Land of Shadow!

Alex Dodson makes these amazing stoves and fire pits out of used Propane tanks….

February 27, 2015 Posted by Ring Lord at 7:21 am No Responses »

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The Hobbit is here…

Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies theatrical version is now available for digital download.

5 Billion Orcs Murdered!

Now the Uruks of Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor get their turn telling what this vile wraith ranger has been up to in the Land of Shadow!

Professor Tolkien must look down on this with love!

An absolutely breathtaking short film showcasing the magical quality of The Hobbiton set in Matamata, New Zealand!

A multitude of confusing options….

As with all of The Hobbit releases over the last three years, we have yet another haphazard rollout that is confusing and makes little sense… thank you Warner Bros. for füking it up again!

Misty Mountain Goblins vs Moria Orcs

Imagine the orc armies of Middle-earth one against another in a battle to the death… who would win and who would lose?

She is one badass mamma Uruk!

You think a Kodiak Mama Bear protecting her cubs is fearsome… check out this female Uruk ready to slice and dice anyone who comes near her goblin baby!

Before the real battle begins, they must rap battle!

The Warp Zone’s latest video, “The Hobbit: Rap Battle of the Five Armies” already racking up the views, the comedy group brings battle rap back to Middle-earth.

What lay behind the wall?

In last weeks episode, our hardened crew of heroes, hear the sound of children laughing behind the walls of the gate of the people who’ve invited them in and they decide to trust to luck and enter.

The folklore of the bridge troll…

Under the dark recesses of old stone bridges, where water meets land, one might see a hulking shape waiting for the unwary traveler…

Tell the Sucklord we want more! NOW!

The Super Sucklord had better get his Dark Minions back in his Chinatown sweatshop and begin churning out more Suckadelic ‘Sauron: The Enemy’ action figures pronto… or else!

Lord of the Rings Mythology ~ Part 2

The mythology of Tolkien’s One Ring of Power explained in just under five minutes revealing all that the Ring meant in Middle-earth!

The Passing of Alan Howard

It was his voice that gave Sauron’s Ring of Power in Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings trilogy a personality through the whispering menace of his vocal performance.

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Will we finally discover the fate of Rick Deckard and learn the answers to questions never addressed in Blade Runner?

Yo Boromir! Give Frodo back the Ring, bro!

We have all heard the stories of Stuart Townsend’s failed attempt to fill the shoes of Aragorn in Peter Jackson’s The Lord of the Rings trilogy that was happily taken over by Viggo Mortensen… but who else was almost cast in these icon roles?

“May You Live Long And Prosper”

These words spoken by Leonard Nimoy in his role as Spock on Star Trek could also be applied to the actor himself, who did indeed ‘live long and prosper’ during his illustrious career! We are so sad to see him pass through that grey rain curtain and into the far green country beyond.

Don’t let the frigid cold of Mount Gundabad get you down!

Fire up one of these unique fire pits inspired by the flames of Orodruin in the dark heart of The Land of Shadow!

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